Woman of Leisure
Having hung up my redwelds for the summer, I am now enjoying the good life. Mainly, further enhancing the ass-crater on my couch that I have been honing for the past two years. This weekend I was particularly productive in this capacity, as I hijacked my hair-holding friend who had spent the previous night watching me puke up all of my insides for 2 hours while E3B and his g/f enjoyed our dinners inside my favorite restaurant. As we tried to piece together "exactly where I went wrong" the night before, we watched a terrific collection of Food Network shows, as well as the Real World Austin premiere which, despite the near-blinding of Frat Boy A in a drunken brawl, left much to be desired. After she left me (around 2), I decided to pop in my Netflix of the day, Deliverance, which was highly disturbing and I don't recommend watching alone while you're already slightly disturbed. It was much better when all I knew of it was the "Squeal like a pig!" one-liner from VH1's "I Love the 70's" 1972 episode. I decided to lift my spirits with "Drive me Crazy" on abc family, starring the dreamy Adrian Grenier (mostly recently known from "Entourage") and Melissa Joan Hart (Clarissa Explains it All!). Great flick. After that it's all kind of a blur.
Today, my first day as a free woman, I am basically repeating Saturday's schedule. I already have Scrubs Season 1 disk 1 under my belt, and am now trying to decide my next move.
Will I leave the house today? 'Tis a mystery. I am an enigma wrapped in a riddle, my friends. Stay tuned.
posted by fbomb @ 2:20 PM
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I meet Adrian Grenier once... must have been two or three years ago. It was one night in college, I lived on Ave A and 9th St. My roommate and I got pretty trashed (what else was new), but then she invited over these really snotty girls who we both knew, but I really did not feel like hanging out with... If I stayed in our too small apartment with them I would be a depressed drunk instead of a giddy drunk. So I left, just to go walk around, I was walking down Ave A. when I came across the movie theater that used to show Donnie Darko every weekend at midnight. I was in love with the movie, but had never seen it on the big screen. So I figured I would check it out for future weekends. As soon as I walk in the door they tell me the projector is broken so no movies tonight, but I just find out that yes they played the movie every night, and other information which I already knew, but didn't remember that I knew...
Anyways, I go back outside, and I notice it's Adrian and he's standing with a few people just hanging out. Being as drunk that I am, and having recognized him, I say hey, I think I called him Sebastian Cole, (I had just seen the movie the adventures of Sebastian Cole). I told him I thought the movie was great, he said thanks and they started telling me about how much it sucked they were not playing Donnie Darko that night. So I talked with them for a bit, apparently they were all in a band together, so they invited me to see their show the next weekend and gave me a flier. And I left.
When I sobered up the next morning I was embarrassed I kept calling him Sebastian Cole-instead of by his real name, but was sort of excited to go see his band. So I went with some friends the next weekend. It was at a really small crappy place, quite clearly a basement of a bar, not even a stage or anything, just like an open area. He said hi (there were only like 15 people who had come) And in a few minutes I knew why, the band sucked, really bad. No one could play anything, they were just a bunch of drunk people screwing around, not even on a stage. It was a pretty bad show and I think we left before they even finished but anyways...
that's my Adrian Grenier story.
I meet Adrian Grenier once... must have been two or three years ago. It was one night in college, I lived on Ave A and 9th St. My roommate and I got pretty trashed (what else was new), but then she invited over these really snotty girls who we both knew, but I really did not feel like hanging out with... If I stayed in our too small apartment with them I would be a depressed drunk instead of a giddy drunk. So I left, just to go walk around, I was walking down Ave A. when I came across the movie theater that used to show Donnie Darko every weekend at midnight. I was in love with the movie, but had never seen it on the big screen. So I figured I would check it out for future weekends. As soon as I walk in the door they tell me the projector is broken so no movies tonight, but I just find out that yes they played the movie every night, and other information which I already knew, but didn't remember that I knew...
Anyways, I go back outside, and I notice it's Adrian and he's standing with a few people just hanging out. Being as drunk that I am, and having recognized him, I say hey, I think I called him Sebastian Cole, (I had just seen the movie the adventures of Sebastian Cole). I told him I thought the movie was great, he said thanks and they sta
I too met Adrian Grenier... he was walking a midget on a leash down Chambers Street. He asked me if I'd ghostwrite for his band The Honey Brothers... I told him to get bent... I'm busy trying to promote my own Hawaiian-Appalachian Glam Rock Band... What the blood? Who the hell does he think he is?
Billy do you want to be a penguin?
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I think I'll pass on the Penguinship... I'm not sure that I'd meet the strict academic and social requirements of your esteemed organization. However, I would be willing to add an Honorary Penguinship to my ever expanding pile of honorary degrees. All of these institutions hand me degrees like they’re going out of style… because they know that Billy puts asses in the seats.
On a side note… Chautauqua Lake, south west of Buffalo, has closed it’s waters to the public due to the recent death of roughly 9,000 carp. Apparently there has been a herpes outbreak in the Koi family (Coy fish)… leaving thousands of 20-30 lbs fish floating on the surface. Perhaps there’s room for a sister blogspot… Carp with Herpes?
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