Meet the Penguins: FBomb

I am humbled and honored to be a card- carrying Penguin with Chlamydia. We’re a group that takes our mission very seriously- that mission being to ridicule, laugh at, and eviscerate the people/situations/absurd experiences that have contributed to our illustrious paralegal careers. In E3B and SlackerP I have found fellow comrades of snark, dedicated to the pursuit of finding humor in the painful, traumatizing, soul-crushing daily grind.

Woe is us? Indeed. Woe IS us. Yet it is this woe that has brought us here, to this place in cyberspace, to share with the rest of the world all the unholiness that we have had to endure for the past two years. Has there ever been a trio more oppressed, abused, and underappreciated? I don’t think so. Cue the violins, maestro.

A little bit about me. I am lazy and enjoy watching TV and laying on my couch. I also have managed to hone the invaluable skill of surfing the internet for eight hours straight without getting bored. This has served me brilliantly, and I highly recommend it. I am looking forward to being a woman of leisure this summer before I am forced to attempt the futile effort of rejuvenating whatever non-atrophied brain cells I have left.

Thank you and goodnight.